I've heard that Dave Lewis is a fan of Santa's big sack!

Even so, Id have to buy Wes a new treasurer for Christmas cos Lewis is rubbish!

Ed Marsh could do with a new coat and a haircut - Britpop chic died in the nineties!

And Sam Rozati could do with a full page ad in a national newspaper cos noone has seen or heard of him since geesegate!

Also even tho i'm one of Santa's reindeers i'm not liking the Liberation and Nation's blatant Christian-centric approach to festive holiday celebrations.