But Lewis is a turkey - voting for Christmas by supporting scrapping his own job. If he's a turkey who eats turkey that makes him a cannabal. That's just another reason to hate him!

That's why, ENS style, i'm publishing this list of people who've signed my statement to hate Dave Lewis. It's got all the big names from the movement, look:

Rudolph, NUS Christmas Committee (pc)
Gemma Short, NUS women's committee (pc)
Aled Dilwyn Fisher, LSESU gen sec (pc)
Lee Vernon, Sussex Not for Sale
Daniel Radcliffe, Sheffield University Not For Sale
Sacha Ismail, Birkbeck College PhD Basket Weaving
Leon Trotsky, Woolworths Not For Sale (shurely shome mishtake?)
A.N. Random, Cambridge Uni (X10)
A.N. Other, Sussex Uni (X10)