I heard that they have taken some skin cells taken from the corpse of Aristotle Onassis and are trying to being him back to life. They will then enroll him on an NVQ in Media students at the City & Islington College, nominate him for NUS President and use his oil wealth to take control of the UK student movement from his secret hideaway on the Greek Island of Santornia, Dave, Aaron and Tom by his side,
Along the way, he will join in a demonstration against Miss University of London but will only have joined in at the last moment, offending everyone by asking his ginger haired personal assistant to take pictures on his mobile phone.
Never even painted a single banner, the Cad!
